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Virginia Tech Sorted Into Slytherin House

Recently the Sorting Hat at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was asked to assign each FBS program into one of the school’s four noble houses – Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. Many of the Hokie faithful expected that VPI would be a shoo-in for Gryffindor. Such a selection seemed obvious! VT and Gryffindor have similar colors and the traits of the house include those of courage and daring, both of which the Hokies exemplify. Both organizations have a castle, or you know… a Cassell. Whatever.

In a surprise decision by the one-thousand-year old cap, the Virginia Tech Hokies were sorted into notorious Gryffindor rival, Slytherin House!