Hey the Hokies. I would like to introduce to you the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in a long time. It’s a parody coaching account that is actually hilarious. The user has the twitter handle @CaptFuente and is spectacular. The bit is pretty simple. Imagine Coach Fuente as a Civill War era captain that writes letters home to his beloved mother. The user is also adept at photoshop.
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O.K. that in itself is hilarious. It only gets better:
Mother --
As I enter my second year, I must give thanks for Captain Foster's continued leadership.