Welcome to Volume VII of The Bilas Index. The writer of this magnificent catalog of basketball wisdom so pretentiously and self-importantly refers to himself in the third person, and this magnificent catalog of basketball wisdom registers its historical significance through Roman numerals, a practice so ostentatious that even the Super Bowl stopped doing it.
The Bilas Index is the finest, most fundamental branch of basketball understanding ever envisaged, and it explains the utterly inexplicable to the unwashed masses in a form they can digest. While others have tried to make sense of the universe of college basketball and the inner workings of it, The Bilastrator has profoundly reconceived all prior theories and knowledge to explain all physical and metaphysical phenomena on the hardwood or affecting it.