Greg Wyshynski: So which occurrence is the greater harbinger of the apocalypse: Alex Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals winning the Stanley Cup, or an expansion team winning the Stanley Cup?
Emily Kaplan: The Capitals exorcising their demons feels cathartic to me. We always knew Ovi & Co. had the talent -- it really was just a matter of time. The Golden Knights, on the other hand, had 500-1 odds. Even their own management didn't think they could win like this for another few years.
Wyshynski: All right, let's get to the previewing, as we break down the Stanley Cup Final between the [checks notes] Washington Capitals and the [rechecks notes] Vegas Golden Knights [checks into an asylum].