Anchor Of Gold · Aug 3, 2018
Wrestler Kane Elected Mayor of Knox County
Mayor Kane.In case you were on the fence about it, Knoxville’s status as “heel” was just cemented.
Glenn Jacobs (R), better known as the professional wrestler/giant Kane, defeated Democrat opponent Linda Haney by a margin of 51,804 to 26,224 and/or via decree of J.R. screaming, “Mah gawd, he’s got a steel chair!”
I know we’re supposed to leave politics out of these articles, but Jesus tap-dancing Christ, the Chuggers just elected the Big Red Machine to run their county/Sun Sphere that is now a wig shop.
His duties will likely include, but not be limited to:
Trolling Greg Schiano for no reason ad infinitum.
Ensuring there is a chicken in every pot and/or funnel in every butt.