Anchor Of Gold · May 14, 2021
Week Twelve Series Preview: at The Ole Piss Admiral Ackbars
Photo by Daniel Boczarski/FilmMagicWeek Thirteen (5/14-5/16): at The Ole Piss Admiral Ackbars
2021 Record: 34-14 (14-10 SEC). The Ackbars opened 2021 with a three game sweep over three different Big XII teams (TCU, Texas Tech, and Texas), though fellow Big XII teams aTm and Missourah (spits) are ass terrible, so take that as you will. In conference play, they’ve beaten up on the bad teams (sweeping Auburn, Alabama, and The South Cackalacky Game Penises), but struggled against the good ones (losing 2 of 3 to Arky, Clanga, and The Jorts). Of course, they also lost 2 of 3 to The Yellow Shoe Gumbo Bengals, and, most recently, a(ss)T(o)m(outh), so they’re a bit of a mystery, really.