Rumor (or message board fabrications) has it that A&M boosters just may rustle up $95 mil for a guarantee buy-out for ole Jimbo.

What is the Vanderbilt equivalent of the above? Be creative, there are no wrong answers!

Answers from AoG:

Tom Stephenson: Paying $95 million to get rid of a guy who you never should have hired in the first place, but especially not if that was his asking price? Why, the Vanderbilt equivalent of that is paying $95 million to bring back the Star-V because you for some reason gave the firm that created the new logo a $95 million buyout.