Anchor Of Gold · Apr 30, 2021
Week Eleven Series Preview: at The Gainesville Jorts
Photo by Jason Koerner/Getty ImagesWeek Eleven (4/30-5/2): at The Jortsville Jorts
2021 Record: 28-12 (11-7 SEC). The Jorts opened the year with a 2-1 series loss to Miami that could have easily gone the other way. They’ve similarly been a mixed bag in SEC play, sweeping the bad/Big XIII teams in aTm and Missourah (spits), being swept by a pretty good South Cackalacky Game Penis team, taking 2 of 3 from Ole Piss and Auburn, but losing 2 of 3 to THOSE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED. In short, they’re mercurial. At their best, they could make a run in Omaha. At their worst, they get swept by the Penises. Tough to say which Jorts team will show up this weekend, in short.