Letters... we get letters... we get stacks and stacks of letters...
*Note: After writing my responses, I had to move Shoogymgshoogs’ question to the top spot. You will see why. I wrote all of my answers before seeing the tweet embedded in my update to my answer to his question. You may begin melting down in the comments now. I will likely do the same, but will hold off on an article about it until the player himself actually signs elsewhere.