Anchor Of Gold · May 24, 2016
Vanderbilt in Hooverville Game 1 v. Mizzourah
It's been 3 years of this joke. If you don't get it by now, fuck you.#6 seed Vanderbilt v. #11 seed Mizzourah, 9:30am CT SECN.
Once yearly, the Robber Barons of Vanderbilt dust off their monocles, travel to an Alabama Hooverville, and see how the other half lives.
Not well. The other half does not live well.
Since arriving last night, I've witnessed a some Okies drug an old man, wrap him up in a tarp, and stuff him in the back of a jalopy; seen wages cut from 5c a bushel to 2.5c a bushel (though prices of meat and bread continue to rise at the company store); and been told to act "Bull Simple" in front of the umpires, lest they think I'm some sort of Red agitator.