Friday's game has been moved to Thursday, so as not to clash with some dumb-shit TedX Talk about Hooli Nucleus or something. That, or weather.
Tonight, we play the first in a three game series in the heart of Silicon Valley against some Junior College called Stansbury. We were originally going to play on Friday-Sunday, but Friday's game got moved to tonight after Jessie Spano OD'd on caffeine pills and was so excited, so excited... so scared of playing us.
It was that, or all their players had to take a Physics test.