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Vanderbilt Beats the Cocks!!!

Bowden closes out the rubber match, as we contained the South Cackalacky Game Penises in a 10-6 game three victory.

Don't want to step on Jon's recap shoes (girls hate when you step on their shoes, forget to notice their shoes, park more than 50 feet from the place so they actually have to walk in their shoes, etc.).

Hence, in lieu of a series recap, I give you Sesame Street characters singing Bone Thugs N Harmony's "Crossroads."

I miss my Uncle Charles, y'all.