‘23 Record: 6-24 (0-12 ASUN).
I’m not going to waste your or my time digging into the particulars of an 0-12 ASUN team. Just beat them, like nearly everyone else has. Okay, I’ll tell you one thing: they were just swept by The David Lipscomb Improperly Pluralized Bisons. There. Happy?
Player to Watch: #5 Grad IF Kyle “Incongruous First and Last Name” Machado (.318/.471/.648 with 8 2B, 0 3B, 7 HR, and 23 RBI). Listen, we all wanted the player to watch to be Jackson “The Incredible Sulk” Ferrigno, but he’s only hitting .