The Potential Effects of Tejas and Boomer Joining the SEC

Look, you all know the “amateur” part of college athletics is over, right (and it’s debatable whether it ever actually existed)? The planet’s on fire, Jeff Bezos is spending the GDP of Guam to fire himself into space in a giant penis, wood costs $1,000 per slice... might as well add one of the worst rivalries in the world into our sports media bundle athletic conference so everyone in Slaughterville, Bushyhead, and Frogville, Oklahoma has to buy the SEC Network in their basic cable, right?

Tom covered why you, the Vanderbilt fan, should not want this to happen. No, it’s not only because of this SECN proposed pod:

But seriously, kill that pod. Kill it with fire.

So we all agree that this would…