The French’s Mustard throwing, Daddy hat and fur coat wearing, umpire f-bomb dropping, buttchugging, Tony “The Calf” Vitello douche cannoe-ing, Wigsphere living, mullet-luging, every single ball and strike complaining, illegal bat using, angry old man pitching coach having, “Best Team of All Time” went down 7-3 to the University of Notre Dame, and are officially eliminated from the NCAA Tournament.
...and it couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of folks.
You know you’re a special type of asshole when quite literally everyone is rooting for the Catholics.
Our long national nightmare is over. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.