After a week we'd all like to forget, Vanderbilt travels to Columbia, Missourah to face some Big XII team.
Scholars agree that a writer's credibility is heightened by citing expert opinion. As such, I begin with this:
Insofar as they are recognizable, this year's Missourah team is pretty much exactly like their past iterations. They have legit arms on the mound... and pretty much nothing but milquetoast at the plate. After being swept by the Florida Jorts-Men, Missourah sits at 14-9 on the year, with no impressive wins, and a series loss to Youngstown State.