Vanderbilt is on the bye week, which means... oh God, what are our writers doing this weekend?
Well, I guess we can find out, but do we really want to know the answer to this? Also, we’re posting score predictions for Saturday’s game between Sewanee and Millsaps because, why not.
Tom Stephenson
Let me introduce all of you young’uns to a thing called “Dad Life.” Dad Life is where what you plan to do on Saturday and what you are actually going to do on Saturday are two very different things.
What you plan to do: wake up, go for a run, pour yourself some coffee, post the Anchor Drop in peace and quiet, wake the little ones up, take them to Little Gym, go to the grocery store, put the little ones down for a nap, then watch some college football, possibly sit on the porch with a beer if your wife decides she also wants to take a nap
What you actually do: get awakened by screaming children, attempt to write the Anchor Drop with children climbing on you and/or whining for you to feed them, take a few desperate sips of coffee, take the little ones to Little Gym, go to the grocery store, little ones fall asleep in the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru and then refuse to go down for their naps, wife decides that she wants to binge Real Housewives of Salt Lake City all afternoon, finally have a beer at like 10 PM after everyone else goes to bed.