Saturday Predictions: Vanderbilt at South Carolina

Every year since 2008, the Vanderbilt Commodores have seen the South Carolina Gamecocks on the schedule and thought, this team looks like a team we can beat. And every year since 2008, the Vanderbilt Commodores have come away with a loss to the Gamecocks.

I’m sorry, Game Penises. Anyway.

The last time Vanderbilt beat South Carolina, Tom was a Vanderbilt student. Do any of our writers dare to predict a Commodore win?

You will not fool me. Every year, I pick a win against South Carolina, and every year, I am sorely disappointed. Therefore, the only correct response is to ... not predict a win.

In all seriousness, I liked some of the things I saw against Missouri. I liked the renewed effort on the…