Over the last three weeks, Tom was relocated from his long held post as Lubbock lawyer, assumed the identity of Skippy the bag boy in a Des Moines Piggly Wiggly, and then was promoted to Associate Vice President of Piggly Wiggly Bag Boys (assistant to the Regional VP).
This week, he got head-hunted by an Ames Harris Teeter and was made Assistant General Manager of Cat Food and Putting Cat Food Labels on Expired Tuna, where he’s been having a whole “will they/won’t they” thing with Brenda, the three-time divorcee who ungunks the Deli Slicer after Pam, the mom of seven teenaged boys, puts in her weekly honey glazed ham order.