In a completely out of context interview, the Ol' Bald Poach claimed certain Anchor of Gold writers were piles of human excrement.
According to the shiny dome of Happy Valley:
"Christian spent most of his time solving problems, running from problems, taking a lot of criticism, which I'm really, really defensive about," says second-year Penn State coach James Franklin, referring to [CDA's] struggles on a team that returned just four other offensive starters last year. "To be honest with you, I'm a little angry. I don't know if it was fair, just or realistic.