Lessons in Vanderbilt Football: Offseason 2017

Shockingly, the solar eclipse has passed and no major catastrophes have befallen us. The universe finally found something more damaging to look at without protection than Vanderbilt football. Beer (or liquor) goggles are typically sufficient to not suffer serious damage when watching Vanderbilt football, but people had to be very careful and avoid counterfeits to safely view the eclipse. Hopefully, our football season can be just as spectacular as the eclipse.

All of us have survived the doldrums of summer and their dearth of football. Snippets of information did leak out from spring practices, transfers, and arrivals. A bowl game may have even occurred since the last assessment of what…