Jordan Matthews’ time in unsigned NFL purgatory is over, as he has joined the reigning Superb Owl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (*note: correctly pronounced “Fluffy Iggles”) for what one can only assume to be the league minimum salary.
Matthews was cut earlier in the season by Belichick the Merciless after injuring his hamstring in training practice. Then he was put on IR. Then waived. Then it was announced he was not put on IR or waived, and then he was cut. A thrilling course of events.
Regardless, he’s back with dancing with the girl who brought him, as the former 2nd rounder of the Chip Kelly era will now play for Doug Pederson.