Is Steve Spurrier Turning Into Robert Smigel's George W. Bush?

"Your silly questions bore me." - Mark Zerof-USA TODAY SportsYes. It appears he is.

Amidst the doom and gloom of the upcoming football season err... C.J. Duncan's ACL tear, many of you might have missed one of the best Spurrier performances to ever Spurrier.

The Ol' Ball Coach, who has been the subject of unapologetic ageism by South Carolina sports reporters this year (and in fairness, the past few years) due mostly to the Game Penises' down year in 2014 and comments that he might retire in a few years. The latter prompts the hyperbolic reaction of "But what are you going to say to recruits???" or "How will any recruits come to South Cackalacky if they think you won't be around???" It's a…