...remove the Stone of Shame...
It appears my wanton speculation was only partly right. Corbs did, in fact, move Kyle Wright up a day to start Saturday (as many SEC teams, such as Mizzou, Florida, and LSU start their best pitcher in Game 2 of the series), and did, in fact, move Ben Bowden to the role of closer.
Deductive logic led me to conclude that if those two premises were true (in addition to the knowledge that Joey "Son of" Abraham started the midweek game), freshman baby Ace Patrick "Mad Dog" Raby would be foaming at the mouth for his first weekend start today against the completely unrecognizable Big XII team from Missourah.