Game Three vs. Minnesota “The Body” Ventura

I mean, we’re playing these games in their damned feetball stadium.This weekend has been pretty terrible, but at least we managed to walk off the HerpaTerps 8-7 with an Ogre sac fly. Our reward for that? A Sunday evening match against an 0-10 team.

‘23 Record: 0-10 (0-0 Big 10).

Want to see a dead “the body?” Well, this year’s Frozen Gopher Baseball Squadron has yet to register a win, and it’s not exactly like they’ve faced top competition. Sure, it’s forgivable to lose road games to Oregon State and even UC Santa Barbara, but to also lose to New Mexico, St. Louis (3 game sweep), and Milwaukee (the college, not the Brewers), well...

Let’s just say the Frozen Gophers are playing like Jesse…