Break out your brooms, people! It's getting close to spring, and your house needs a cleanin'!
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Sunday, Feb. 28 12pm SECN+
So. RHP Kyle "The Movement" Wright (0-0, 0.00) vs. Jr. RHP Mitchell "Old War" Schulewitz (1-0, 14.54)
Do not overthink this: we have seen UIC's best arms already. We have taken their best punches. We have left Bowden in one inning too long for the second consecutive game. We have played 23 innings of baseball against the UIC Chicago Fire of the MLS.
Let's play only 7 innings today. I'm calling for a Mercy Rule drubbing.