Former Vanderbilt QB Jordan Rodgers Wins ABC's The Bachelorette

OH GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST TYPED THAT SENTENCEFormer Vanderbilt quarterback Jordan Rodgers is, apparently, the winning contestant on ABC's The Bachelorette, which I can't confirm for sure because I don't watch that crap but you just know fans of other SEC schools are about to start telling you that this is Vanderbilt's biggest win ever.

Except for the 2012 Music City Bowl win over NC State, and the 2012 win over Tennessee that mercifully euthanized Derek Dooley, I guess. Both of which also involved Jordan Rodgers.

I'm also being told Jordan proposed to "JoJo" on national television, which, sure, why not, that's better than proposing on the jumbotron at Dudley Field I guess.

I can't do this.…