Anchor Of Gold · Sep 10, 2018
College Football is Much Better than the “Pros”
It’s Sunday. You’re sitting on your couch scratching your... itch, hungover as anything and contemplating all the life choices that led you to this point. Your Twitter timeline is full of imbeciles throwing fits over what actually consists of a catch, or how “woke sports” isn’t good for ratings. You turn on your TV to see the fuss and immediately switch to This Is Us reruns because even that’s not as depressing as the NFL these days—also, the starting quarterback for the team is AJ McCarron and you watched him beat your team enough just over four years ago. You don’t want to see him play again.