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Better know an SEC opponent: the Georgia Bul-awwwww crap this isn’t good

The School: The University of Georgia

Record: 5-0 (3-0 in the SEC). UGA only beat Tennessee by 26, which would make me hopeful if not for the fact it also beat South Carolina by 34. According to the transitive property, Vanderbilt is going to lose this one 68 to peach emoji.

Ranking: No. 2 in the AP Top 25 and Coaches’ Poll. The S&P+ pegs Georgia as the nation’s No. 4 team, while Vanderbilt dropped six spots to No. 64 after barely beating Tennessee State. That seems generous.

Mascot: This inbred sigil of heavy breathing and suppressed anal glands:

NCAA Football: Georgia at Missouri

Look at that face.