The School: North Carolina State University, the kid brother to UNC and Duke. (This is absolutely the test for any NC State fans stumbling across this article. If you respond angrily in the comments, congratulations! You do not get the tone of this article.)
Location: Raleigh, North Carolina. Raleigh is the capital of North Carolina, and while I dutifully memorized all of the state capitals in elementary school geography, Raleigh is one of those that I simply have trouble accepting to be true. Not in the same way as Georgia, where you galaxy-brain yourself into thinking they made the capital Macon or something because Atlanta seems too obvious, and not in the manner of Frankfort, Kentucky, where they simply cannot be making up the fact that a town of 25,000 was chosen as the capital over Louisville and Lexington.