The Vanderbilt Commodores (21-4, 4-2 SEC) face off against the South Cackalacky Game Penises (23-2,6-0 SEC) fresh off a manhandling of the Ole Piss Admiral Akhbars. In this three game series which can potentially determine first place in the SEC, we implore you not to suck, but beat the Cocks.
Make no mistake about it: this series is going to be our toughest test yet.
The Penises come to The Hawk red-rocket hot, with sweeps against Arkansas and Ole Miss. Worse yet, they have outscored those two SEC opponents 42-20.
In short, our pitching must be on its A game, Bryan "The Aluminum Foil" Reynolds must keep his power stroke hot, and Jeren Kendall needs to give Jobu his rum and break out of his strikeout-heavy funk if we're going to do damage against the boys from South Cackalacky.