Anchor Of Gold · Mar 31, 2016
Battle for the SEC: Vanderbilt v. The Cocks in a Top 5 Battle
Yes, Getty Images has a plethora of cockfighting images. I was surprised, too. This one's from the Philippines. - Luc Forsyth/Getty ImagesThe Vanderbilt Commodores (21-4, 4-2 SEC) face off against the South Cackalacky Game Penises (23-2,6-0 SEC) fresh off a manhandling of the Ole Piss Admiral Akhbars. In this three game series which can potentially determine first place in the SEC, we implore you not to suck, but beat the Cocks.
Make no mistake about it: this series is going to be our toughest test yet.
The Penises come to The Hawk red-rocket hot, with sweeps against Arkansas and Ole Miss. Worse yet, they have outscored those two SEC opponents 42-20.