I hate to break it to you, but I was told I couldn’t turn this fall’s prospect camp into a fantasy camp for us. Something about it being a “liability” to have boozed up men in their 30s with bats in their hands around children, and blah blah blah. We get it, you hate fun.
Let’s just say my pitch was received as well as Ned from Detroiters trying to sell commercial ideas to Viagra.
As Ned would say when companies turn down his ad pitches (like when the ice cream ladies passed when he had the actor put his dick in the ice cream), “But they’re wrong!