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Alan Turing Reanimated To Decode Cryptic Bowl Message

God Ssee Vocokyteps. OO.

The origins and meaning of that cryptic four word phrase has baffled crypto-scholars and sports bloggers alike in the 24 hour period since it first showed up in the stands of the 2020 Taxslayer Gator Bowl in Jacksonville, FL.

Anchor of Gold has learned that, as of press time, a crack team composed of the corpse of Alan Turing, scholars of the Voynich Manuscript, Mayanist epigraphers, paleontologists, and biblical scholars have been assembled to decode this important message.

Turing ran it through the Enigma machine, and, “What resulted was pure nonsense.