Welcome to our new series, WFC2 Write Off.
WhitecapsFC2.com sat down with the players and had them write their answers to some hard-hitting questions.
Here's the cold, hard truth straight from the source.
This is not Twitter, not ask.fm. This is straight up, pen and paper.
First up, captain Kyle Greig.
The funniest thing I've ever seen on the pitch was
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My celebrity doppelganger is .
If I were a professional wrestler, my ring name would be .