The group of powerful aliens, who have almost learned to authentically imitate the language and culture of humans but not quite, put out a forceful statement in favour of referring to Vancouver Island as “Van Isle” on Monday. No human in all of history has ever referred to Vancouver Island as such but the aliens seem undeterred.
“tremble before me!”
a spokesperson for the Aliens told Eighty Six Forever
“The puny humans will call it Van Isle or They Will Perish! They will flock to the great and important city of Langford to observe these strange games of war you puny earthlings call sport!