Smash. And. Grab: Caps use late goals to dump Houston

The only possible way to explain the 2022 Vancouver Whitecaps is a meme:

True to form, the Caps used two goals in the final moments of the match to smash and grab a 2-1 win over Houston Dynamo, a vital result in keeping their playoff hopes alive and well.

A COVID-19 outbreak meant some unusual faces were required to help secure the win: Ali Ahmed and Simon Becher connected on the equalizer in the 88th minute, while Lucas Cavallini smashed home a stoppage time winner for the subpar Caps to see off the subpar Dynamo.

Because they were, once again, shorthanded, the Caps had to shuffle the deck. The backline we’ve come to expect was back on the pitch, just this time with a Russell Teibert and…