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(Satire) Canadian Premier League Hires Biff Tannen as Director of Content

In a shocking turn of events the Canadian Premier League (CPL) has hired Biff Tannen from Back to the Future as their new director of content.

When asked why they hired Tannen, despite his entire career and personality, CPL executive Paul Beirne responded “well he did something vaguely related to sports didn’t he? When we at the CPL hire someone to a position the first thing we look at is if they did something vaguely related to what we’re trying to accomplish and don’t really look into it much further than that.”

Fans familiar with Tannen’s work have criticized the move as “exactly the opposite of what they should have done.