Have you calmed down? Has your blood returned to a resting temperature? Are you ready for another weekend of football fandom?
Last weekend was, ahem, eventful.
Of course we’ve discussed it, you’ve probably read about it, seen it in the highlight packages, on your social media feeds, and anywhere else you get your news about MLS. The match at Mercedes-Benz Stadium was thrown off-course not even 10 minutes in when some stuff happened in the box - which it usually does when there’s a set piece - and someone fell down, and whether it was a dive, or not-an-elbow, or a foul before the not-an-elbow, or whatever, Kendall Waston got his marching orders and the somewhat wasteful (though still quite deadly) Atlanta FC attack ripped the remaining 10-men of the Vancouver Whitecaps to pieces to the tune of 4-1.