Two days ago Edmonton shot itself in the face by trading Taylor Hall for a pinecone, Montreal punched its own crotch with one of their worst trades in its history and Steven Stamkos gave the double finger salute to the Great White North entirely.
Sort of takes a bit of fun out of the start of free agency, which kicks off today at 12 ET / 9 AM PT.
Though you should absolutely be enthralled at the prospect of Milan Lucic - who, I'm sorry to say again is not a good fit for a "we're rebuilding without saying we're rebuilding" team like Vancouver and has confirmed he's not interested anyway - being gifted a ridiculous 6-7 year contract to help Edmonton continue to not be a top eight team in the West.