As you most likely saw yesterday, the NHL released the All Star Rosters, and the Canucks will be represented by Brock Boeser. There’s two things that I think need to be discussed here. First, it should be noted that exactly none of Clayton Keller, Matthew Barzal, or any other rookie is going, so Brock should be a good guy and send them a postcard. Second, shame on every single Twitter account who mailed it in with Smashmouth-themed tweets about Boeser (and any other player named to the ASG). It’s your fault this abomination won’t die. Stop it.
Now, let’s take a look at the latest news, shall we?