The holidays are upon us, but the Canucks aren't exactly looking like they’re in a festive mood. The team continues to play some of the most soulless, mediocre hockey I have ever seen, ‘Sell the Team’ chants are breaking out at Rogers Arena, and contract drama continues to swirl around the likes of Bo Horvat. They sure could use a break around Christmas, so here’s what I hear the team has requested from Santa Claus himself this year.
A Brock Boeser point streak
The Canucks don't really have many trade assets they could reasonably move.