The problem with recapping a comedy of errors is where to properly begin.
If you entered tonight thinking "The Canucks have bounced back all year, I'm confident" no one would have blamed you. That was the right mentality. You probably sat down with friends and loved ones, perhaps settled in with a nice beverage or two and prepared yourself for a night of professional sporting prowess.
If - by 20 minutes later - your bubble of naviety was thrashed and your immediate response was to throw your TV into a dumpster en route to abandoning modern life in favor of cave-dwelling because at least rat bites aren't as festering as stomaching deplorable hockey, no one would have blamed you either.