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RECAP: NUCKS WIN! Devastate Panthers 5-1 at Home.

Revenge. Best served cold. That’s a famous chestnut dish served in refrigerated cliches around wobbly bar stools and subliminal beer commercials. Served on ice three months later in a fist of mistaken identity isn’t quite the same thing.

Oh well. Guds tried to make Matheson dance to the tune of atonement. But, not only is Matheson the worst defenceman in the NHL, he’s also tone deaf. Justice would have to be served by Florida’s designated slugger.

Also... there was a designated hockey game between the Miami Vice-Cats and the Nucks. A game that featured our oldest goalie on the payroll - who is still on sabbatical in south Florida.