Not kidding. Was dreading this game. That was before the IR Faeries plucked the young and talented from us with bone-cracking cackles from their secret lair. Man..if we ever find out where that secret lair lies, they’ll gonna pay.
We’ll send in the Wolverine, the living Wolverine - from X-Men 44 - Days of Injury Faeries Screaming - not the Wolverine they kill off for cheap audience emotional manipulation and lower cost actors.
Does it sound like I’m evading the inevitable losing recap? Good. Your turn. How about those Jets? Oh...let’s not talk about how well their rebuild is going - especially since they jumped the lotto cue and took our Laine - or how they drugged JB and grabbed Ehlers (who has 14 goals so far this season).