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FAKE RECAP: NUCKS LOSE FAKE GAME 4-1

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It’s been a strange few months. A global pandemic can do that. A money-bleeding sports league can make it even stranger by playing a winter sport in the freaking summer.

I couldn’t make this shit up. And I make lots of shit up. But this? Ghost Hockey Playoffs with fake crowd noise in the hot heart of summer? Nah....

Anyhow... we at NM have ramped up our fake excitement for the fake game of the night. An exhibition series. One game exhibition series, because it’s freaking summer and the ice isn’t getting any better.

Sure... it’s great to see the Nucks pick up where they left off.