Nucks Misconduct · Jun 11, 2015
Canucks Player Autopsy: Brandon DeFazio
Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!DeFazio! DeFazio! Who the **** is DeFazio?!
Born: September 13, 1988 in Oakville, Ontario. Conceived in the back seat of a Chevy Impala. No, he wasn't. But for the kids that don't know what an Impala is: you have no clue what tough car is. Take your plastic shit and go home. Impala has got you beat.
Position: Left Wing.
Size: 6'1", 200 pounds
Drafted: Not drafted.
Acquired: Mike Gillis signed Defazio as a free agent in July of 2013. I say Mike Gillis because...he meant well.
Contract status: Restricted Free Agent. In other words: GONE LIKE THE WIND.