Last year I came here and proclaimed the Canucks would win the Stanley Cup. I lied.
This year I am coming to you with a new message: The Canucks will suck this year.
I know that you might not believe me since I created the narrative of winning last year, but we all knew the team was going to be bad last year and it seemed like fun at the time. This year though, jeez….I can’t even fake it. I saw the Canucks of the 1980’s. Let me rephrase that, I erased the brutality of the Canuck teams of the 1980’s from my mind.