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Robert Kirby: The LDS Church is finally catching up to me

That’s it. I’m done. It’s been coming for a while. But now that it’s here, I can’t deny the way I feel. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is no longer “true.” I’m tempted to resign my membership.

There. I said it. I simply can’t abide the monstrous misuse of the priesthood any longer. Things have been going downhill ever since the old rumor that Hyrum Smith’s widow raised her oxen from the dead using her murdered husband’s priesthood to continue crossing the Plains.

She did no such thing. First of all, because the oxen — or ox, depending on the version — weren’t dead.