In case anyone didn’t know, Salt Lake City is under attack. We face grave threats. If we do not band together to face this harrowing menace about to wreak havoc on our great city, all will be lost.
Raise your hand if you even know which of the Salt Lake City mayoral candidates is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. (Answer: It’s Luz Escamilla.)
News flash for Rocky: You live in Utah! Many Utahns are members of the church, including your lone Democrat in the federal delegation, your friendly neighbors and very likely your trash man.