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Kirby: Warning from this clumsy feminist to all you chauvinists: Don’t hold back my girls

Related Topics: Feminism, Chauvinism, Girl

I’m white, male, heterosexual, Mormon, a former cop, American, politically immature, and, according to any number of past employee evaluations, irresponsible and thoughtless.

Because of my unfortunate condition(s), I tend to shy away from politically charged conversations. Past experiences have taught me that my condition is considered by some as incurable and pitiable.

To those people, let me just say in the most apologetic and groveling words a guy like me can muster, “Go pound sand.”

With that out of the way, let’s discuss International Women’s Day, which was last Thursday. It was celebrated by women all over the world — except, of course, in places where men are still misogynistic jerks.